You can’t swing a Fendi purse without hitting a celeb chef’s newest creation (KR Steakbar anyone?), a fresh new reality show (barf myself up some Big Rich Atlanta), or an epic celeb sighting (hey hey Kim K). Atlanta is in full bloom with Cherry Blossoms and entertainment activity galore.
Movie permits are being filed right and left and things are getting “cra cra” down here in the “Peach-tree-lined State”. Atlanta has OFFICALLY become the L.A. of the South and thanks to T.P. (i.e. Tyler Perry, not toilet paper) the City has become one of the largest production hubs in the Southeast – and that my dear famewhore friend is a reason to celebrate!
So let’s discuss the 3 most important fashion rules to impress any entertainment VIP or a certain Buckhead ace – because rumor has it T.P. is looking for a wife who can bear him a son and daughter…in that order. And who better to spruce up your wardrobe than a born and raised California girl.
Keep it sexy but classy. Every self-centered, egotistical, arrogant movie exec wants arm candy but doesn’t want you to pole dance for their equally conceited amigos. Think Lauren Conrad not Paris Hilton. So, for you entertainment hungry gals, wear something like this to impress your leading man:
Don’t NAME drop, BRAND drop. Though they may not admit it, openly, men are expanding their designer Rolodex. No longer does a simple LBD cut it. Case in point: I once had a metrosexual SURFER correctly name my Louboutin, rattle off the season and confidently detect the store of purchase. F*** that. A new breed of man has been born and this species is willing to call you out on your wardrobe – Kanye West style. So throw away those Aldo shoes and splurge on some classic staples such as these:
Don’t EVER be taller than your narcissistic bigwig. Your man is most likely going to be self-absorbed, vain, proud, selfish, and SHORT. He’ll overcompensate his shortcomings by acting tough and powerful, but really he’s just the high school dweeb that no one liked. Don’t rub in past memories and dwell on his midget status. You’re movin’ up with the big cheese so substitute those new metallic Burberry stilettos for a pair of these sexy flats – your movie mogul will be pleased with your choice:
Good luck and send me a shout-out when you make it to the top!